So according to this dude, being attractive is quite easy...there are four key steps and if you do it, girls will be instantly attracted to you...oh and apparantly 'attraction is NOT A CHOICE' (!!!???)
Step 1: You should come preselected by other women - ie basically you should have female friends to be near you and hang off your arm
Step 2: You should be a leader of men - not like Ceasar or Moses or anything...You just have to show that your male friends semi respect you or that you are popular...
Step 3: Be a protector of loved ones - of your friends and family...this kinda fits into steps 1 and 2 which is 'have friends male and female who you like enough to stand up for'...so far its looking pretty simple huh?
Step 4: Have a willingness to emote - according to this dude, it means show that you are 'normal' and therefore get pissed off when someone spills their drink all over you....
So there you have it.....Have friends both male and female who you like and who like you....and dont be a psycho and have normal brain functioning...4 steps to GUARANTEED attraction. ......and apparantly because of evolution...if they work and I am uber attracted to you, then I will revert to an ape like state and start itching myself so that you think I have nits and want to groom me....because thats how mating works, isn't it?
I don't wear the red and white striped shirt and stand in crowds screaming 'come find me!'....but I do get lost on a daily basis and yes that really is my name
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