The Perils of Travelling and being me

I came back home to Londre last night for the easter holiday (well barely a holiday, most of it will be spent working) and I had completely forgotten what a pain travelling can be.

Now I don't know about you but luck really doesn't seem on my side lately. There are a number of things which drive me mad....After overcoming the first hurdle of travelling - ie how much to pack (It is unbelievably difficult packing for a 2/3 week holiday away, I had to sacrifice soo many nice shoes and bags which were deemed unnecessary by my housemate! arrrrghhh the frugal life! ), I had to walk to the station with my big huge suitcase....

1. I miss the train by 30 seconds
2. So i decide to walk to the bus stop instead
3. I missed the bus by 4 minutes (some idiot decided to make the train and bus timetable exactly the same)
4. I walk back to the train station as I decide whatever happens, it will be quicker to get me to my destination
5. I buy a ticket and accidently spend £31 on a single ticket to London instead of a £32 return to London
6. I spend the next 10 minutes hitting myself
7. Get a train to London...no seats
8. Get to London....escalator isn't working
9. Wait for train to Kings Cross...it says next train in 3 minutes....its been sayin that for the last 6 minutes....why don't these things ever tell you the truth?! I'm halfway through the entire soundtrack of phantom of the opera before the train finally comes!
10. On train....no seats
11. Smelly man standing next to me (self explanatory)
12. Finally arrive at final destination and its pouring rain outside (MY LUCK SUCKS!)
13. First good news of the day. Mummy picks me up from the station :)
14. Bad news comes within the next 2 minutes. Mummy, Daddy and brother are going to wach cousin perform in High School Musical and got me a ticket
15. Spend the next 2 hours watching High School Musical performed by kids aged between 4-14ish


Love my life.

XOXO

Aliens in Bath!

Oh yes and someone mentioned whether I was abducted by aliens in one of the comments...funny that...I actually got stopped by a bunch of aliens earlier last week when I was hanging out in town. They took pictures of my shopping with their cameras and kept point to me and then to the sky like they wanted to take me somewhere...I told them to pick me up at my house....I never heard from them though....

...or did I?

Sleeping beauties

So yes I've been lame with my blogging...I had a crappy week followed by another crappy week followed by sunshine which made me happy, followed by irritable thoughts in my head that refused to go away...its not my fault! I blame humanity! And I figured no-one reads this anyway so technically speaking you are not gonna notice...but thats why i like comments! they make me happy! (you wanna make me happy right??) oh and NOTHING has happend...Like NOTHING...my life is boring...but the way I like to think about it is like this...each day that passes that nothing has happend, the likelihood of something happening will obviously increase! and the bigger the likelihood of something happening increases, the bigger the likelihood that it will be something really big...

I'm still waiting....

In the meantime...I am going to talk about things that entertain me...niggle at me...annoy me...make me laugh.....or just talk about the things i am strangely facinated by such as....watching people when they are asleep!

...or doing things to people when they are asleep

like my little brother...who I love...dearly...

(PS: I didn't draw on him as a sign of abuse...hes a minor! I'm protecting him!)

BTW the above picture is a little old...you see..i thought i had grown out of this need to do things to people when they are asleep, but i found out the other day i quite clearly hadn't

I was chillin' in my housemates room (see how careful I am not to disclose his name to save him embarassment!)....when he fell asleep at his computer and i saw a perfect picture taking opportunity...But I knew something was missing!...its obvious right? You can see it too can't you??! my housemates friend who was sitting with me watching my housemate asleep could see it....and you see, how could someone resist such an opportunity....in my head someone might as well stick a sign pointing to his butt saying 'insert something here'....(now you see it!) ...and who are we to ignore such obvious signs!?


If you ask me this picture is pretty tame....I could think of at least 10 more things to do to him...I guess this is a good sign right? That I am growing up and becoming more mature?

Until next time....


XOXO

Poetry Time....

Treachery sleeps

Blinded by love,
The blood ran deep,
While the chains of betrayal did silently creep.
They enslaved my heart,
With each beat it pulsates,
While the thread of my life is awaiting its fate

Each truth is a lie,
Each hug is deceit,
Each time we kiss,
Treachery sleeps.

Serious Sundays...Mad Mondays

So, I *was* going to post yesterday, but for some reason I just couldn't bring myself to inflict the foul mood that I was in to a space of public domain.

What I was going to post was a little of what I like to call 'creative vent'...ie poetry! And I was planning to make this a weekly thing into something I will call 'serious sundays' :) The poem that I was actually writing yesterday is still a work in progress, so I will post some older poetry I wrote a while back. BTW the subject matter of the poem and what I talk about is in no way related to the mood I am in (well not usually...im a female...we like to be complicated like that!)....so if I talk about a broken heart or an elephant dying, its not because it actually happend at that moment in time, its just something I happened to be able to write about. And if it was related to what I was feeling...I'm not going to tell you. Oh and almost all my poetry is miserable...fun times!

Anyway..enough with the sarcasm...serious now...

I can't bring myself to do it...this post has too many crude jokes and positive vibes in it...

Ok I will post the poem in the next post above...that way they are kind of separate and have different moods that don't conflict with each other...yes I'm retarded like that.

XOXO

Dog sleep runs....into a wall

When I get a dog, I want it to do exactly this!....in the meantime...I wonder if hamsters can be trained to have wacky running dreams....

Watch Dog Sleep-Runs into a Wall on CollegeHumor

XOXO

To walk or run...the bus dilemma

I don't know about you, but I have always suffered from the walk or run syndrome when it comes to buses, trains or any kind of public transport. Sometimes it just feels like the world is transpiring against you, making you suffer for having the sheer nerve for daring to take a method of transportation that uses earth's natural resources. Yep its punishing you for being a gas guzzler!

Take this morning afternoon for example, I walked to get the bus to go to Campus, and when I got to the bus stop I realised I didn't have enough change to get a ticket....I didn't panic though...there was 2 minutes till my bus was due...2 whole minutes according to the bus timetable! So I quickly crossed the road to get some money out of the cash machine...as my card was being ejected out of the machine and the money counted...what whizzed past me without stopping at the bus stop?? THE BUS! the damn bus! So that was annoying...

I figured what the hell however, I am going up to campus to go to the gym anyway (2nd time in my life, you should be soo proud!), so why don't I just walk into town (10 minutes) and then get the next bus straight up to Uni.

10 minutes later (ok 17mins, I have small legs and get distracted by shiny things on the ground way to easily!), I am almost there and see a bus already at the bus stop...

ME: I can make it, I can definately make it
*walk a bit faster*

(at this point the last person is boarding the bus)

ME: OK maybe I can't make it
*start to slow pace again*

ME: Wait! the doors are still open, he is going to hang there for a few minutes, I can make it!! I am sure I can make it!
*Break into a run*

(the doors close, the bus is still stationary and there is a person on the bus looking at me)

ME: Arrrgh don't look like I am running...casual walk!! casual walk!!
*instantly slow pace and walk really really 'casually'*

(I am standing next to the bus and the doors have not re-opened, the bus driver indicates to pull out)

ME: ooooohhh crap! I am going to miss this, why doesn't he open the door! oooh wait! whos this young uni looking fellow walking towards the bus...maybe he will knock on the bus door to get it to open
*I continue to hang around near vicinity of bus and observe young uni fellow without looking immediately interested in bus although most likely, slightly intrigued*

(Young uni looking fellow knocks on bus doors as predicted asking to get on, bus driver ignores him and finally pulls out into ongoing traffic. Person on bus looks at young uni fellow with a smirk)

*I immediately take a step back and pretend I had no interest in bus to begin with*

ME: What?! I don't wanna look like the saddo running for the bus! I had that enough as a teenager! Better him than me I say!

XOXO

BREAKING NEWS: Employees work harder to maintain job security at Royal Mail

Postman Rat, Postman Rat...


Given the current economic climate, black and white cat had to be replaced.

XOXO