Brain versus Tummy

I've been sooo busy recently and my mind has been on too many things, that I've sometimes forgot to do basic stuff like live...eat...sleep!

Take yesterday for example, or the day before that...

I got up at 7.30am, got ready, started doing work, blah blah and before I realise its 4.30pm

Brain: I haven't eaten today have I? this is bad....
Tummy: Nah I dont fancy food
Conscience: We got work to do instead
Brain: dudes, you have to eat! *I* have to eat
Tummy: Well I am kinda empty...
Anxiety: You have like 6 deadlines in the next month, you dont have time to eat you dodo, Fingers go type about the European Work Directive pronto
Fingers: We cant!....we can't think
Brain: Leave the thinking to me!! its 4.30pm I need fuuuuud!

Eventually after about 10 minutes debating with myself....
Conscience: Fine lets do it, it cant be healthy otherwise, the body needs food...even if I personally don't need food, I would feel totally bad if Brain were to die on me...
Brain: Thats good to know given without me, you would not exist!
Conscience: *muttering to self* Brain thinks she's soo clever, stupid arrogant...
Brain: Tummy you in?
Tummy: do I have to??....pah


So it seems that I am soo busy that my *I* have to tell my TUMMY its time to eat! its the wrong way around I know. And the other day for example, I had lunch with the housemate at Wagamamas....yeah great idea!


When the god of all dishes first came (tama rice), my eyes seemed a little disappointed and were like "ooh whats that dark stuff over there? is that normal?", my brain was like "good choice....rice is a good source of energy", my tummy was like "hmmmm not bad, could take it or leave it" and my mouth was like "yeaaaaah thats the stuff"

So I just ate, come 20 minutes later...

Tummy: Stop! I can't take anymore!
Brain: You can do this! You can finish! We dont wanna waste food!
Conscience: but we are done and overeating causes stretchi...
Tummy: StretchinG!!!!!
Skin: OMG!
Butt: OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! DUDE STOP NOW!

Tummy (Screaming): no no no no no!
Mouth: yummmm...mooooooore!
Brain: go go go go go!
Conscience: stop Brain stop!

*Brain sending signals to arms and hands to put food in mouth*

Hands/arms/fingers: Caaaannn't stop! Brain controlling movements! cannnnn't stoooooopp! must move!

...and it seems like every single body part is arguing with itself!! and my overall self is like "What the hell is going on! Just get on why don't you!!"

So it seems I am having these little mini arguments with myself like everyday! I don't get it! I am sure this is a serious sign of madness...

XOXO